Caucasians in Taiwan Shocked
In startling news, the Taiwanese government has ceased issuing white cards (白卡) to arriving Caucasian English teachers. More notably, the government has declared there will be no grandfather clause enacted and all existing cards are as of now invalid. It will be replaced with the platinum card (白金卡) available only to individuals with a corporation, limited company or narcopathic pharmaceutical resellers. Evidence of this was witnessed last Friday when one "Frenchie" was barred from re-entering the island for a period of 4 years, 2 months and five days after overstaying his visa for 4 years, 2 months and 5 days. Frenchie calmly entered negotiations with the police officials and played his white card - a clean-shaven face for the first time in 4 years, 2 months and 5 days, a stoop from the burden of Canadian flag patches covering his clothes, only moderately reeking of alcohol and a pair of socks to accompany his Birkenstocks. Officials were unmoved and only offered him the choice of immediate departure or 5 years of intensive Taiwanese lessons.
In a related noted, a recent ex-illegal alien has requested help from readers in choosing a new - rhymes with halias. Post suggestions in any comment box. When choosing, please bear in mind that this was his idea.
8 comments:
well i have an idea how about Lance Lynch or "pj human" "Yuri Martsen" "kirk fm Mckenna" well i have plenty of time to think about it. I am sitting at a cheap hotel in thailand at the moment and have made up my mind that i would definitely not want to live in bangkok so i believe in two weeks time i will be boarding a plane destined for ... yes you guessed it Holland!! or wait Canada i mean. i trust that my 1000 canadian dollars i will have at home will be enough five months of minimum wage employment should be enough for me to fly somewhere !! But Where?? perhaps - - - - - -!! Frenchie sends his greetings from bangkok take care all
I suggest:
Benito Malachai Preponderancity Canucken Smith
Isn't that already Ivo's name?
Whiz Key Koke
How about something French? Guy La Fleur is a nice name.
Like the "Whiz.. and the red A.
I think Frenchie should be pratical about this and should go for some sort of sponshorship deal.
I'd try for "Jamesons" or "PJ's Cafe."
How about Paris Ste Claire
In what place is the ability to drink and talk alot important? Would Mr.G make a good Russian, I have friends in the rainbow communist party. Maybe he could be in the some rice farmers association . . .Maybe I should stop lighting the wrong end of my cigarettes.
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