Transporter 11

Kep th'em doggies movin.......
Til the end ov our ridddddde........







Luftwaffe

Dylan Doesn't Disappoint

When I was young, I explored all types of music. By about grade ten, I owned just about every Neil Young album I could afford. A huge Rush fan, countless hours of Pink Floyd but I couldn't ever relate to my father's fav......Bob Dylan.
This past Saturday night I had a chance to go and see my father's idol, with my father. Standing behind his organ Dylan played the songs I have only recently learned to appreciate. A collection of songs off the new album Together Through Life , a few off of Modern Times and Time Out of Mind along with a few of his greats. Dylan has really changed his sound and if you are familiar with any of these albums, you know what I'm talking about. This was really evident with the revamped song Highway 61 Revisited which blew me away! If this song isn't evidence of times they are a changing I don't know what is.
I wasn't really going to see the Bob Dylan of old but rather the musician he has evolved to be today. In reality I walked away understanding why he is the legend he will always be. Two thumbs up and then some.

D o n g g u a n I I I

National Day celebrating the big 60!





Carter

One Too Many

Poker Report

First, not worth the hangover. Then, Omaha or Spit. Next,the piles were forever being pulled around the table. Finally, it was a "friendly gentlman's game", it is not "ha ha fun " social. "Learn the rules, then learn to play".

Blow Here

Dumbass in breathalyzer costume gets busted for drunk driving.

*order your own here

L i R i v e r

Home of the artwork on the back of a 20 RMB note......

Can u name the locations pictured on the back of a 10, 50 & 100 rmb note?




Heroes

Christmas is around the Corner

Here are some suggestions for the person who has everything:

Confederate Flag Fabric Shower Curtain Rebel Dixie

ships FOB New York City.

"Cassidy" Hot Sexy Stripper Pole Dancer Statue Figure

or

"Suggestion" Tattoo Statue Nude Woman Fetish Statue

a tasteful gift for your female friend that suggests the gift you would like in return.

U.S. Air Force Human Skull Money Bank Piggy USAF

"Now made with 10% real Taliban skulls!"

Cuba Flag Western Rodeo Belt Buckle Cuban

Just in case you know a Cuban communist cowboy who needs a rodeo belt buckle.

If you're married to a Taiwanese lady, show your solidarity to her country by getting one of these:

What? It shows that I like Taiwan and naked ladies in silhouette!

Sundays

Hole lot a sinnin goin on......
but it is hump day, so it's ok.






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Humpday

I figure everyone needs something to motivate them on Humpday.

Lingerie Football League

"Honey, I'm going to see a football game with the guys..."

Last night D-wayne said next week was Philly at New York...

Philadelphia Passion vs. New York Majesty 10.30 at Reading, PA

Texas Police Very Prescient

Now we know why they stopped the J-hole from trying to steal branches from the park to make an Indian sweat lodge.

They weren't being dicks. They were saving lives.

No wonder that was a felony offense.

p.s. Jhole, did one of those cops look like Jean-Claude Van Damne?

TIME COPS - SENT FROM THE FUTURE TO PROTECT THE PAST.

China just got a big break on its Carbon Bill

Apparently, we should eat our dogs because they can create a carbon footprint as large as driving a Toyota Land Cruiser around. (Ed. - next time use Land Rover for the doggy pun.)

Cantonese people are eager to start selling offsets to angst-ridden German utility executives.

"Send us your beloved hundchen and we will give you an official carbon offset certificate along with a tasteful photo of the banquet platter."

p.s. Should it be "Carbon Pawprint?"

p.s.s. Eskimo with a sled team is equivalent of driving like 12 cars at once.

p.s.s.s. That crazy cat lady owns like 50 cars!

Funeral Update

I am only doing this because I need closure. I know, its boring and creepy.

Last night they erected a massive tent outside the normal funeral area, blocking half the street. (This is right next to my local 7-11, which is maybe why I am paying such close attention.)

Today the professional monks came and did their chanting and bell ringing. Very nice.

It should be over soon. The stacks of Mr. Brown Coffee and Heysong are on the tables.

I asked some coworkers about the length of these things, and they said its due to choosing an auspicious date. So maybe that's why it is an especially long funeral. You get a long dry spell of bad days and they have to hold off on the ceremonies.

Now, my wife chose a C-section birth for our child because that way the date of birth would be certain to be an auspicious date rather than taking your chances with a natural birth.

I wonder if elective euthanasia would become popular with Chinese culture for similar reasons?

UPDATE

Funeral still there. No chanting.

But jackhammers are now going on full force - ahhhh, back to normality.

I also have noticed that every morning there is some weirdly muffled music with a catchy fast beat being played in the environs of my mancave. I can sort of feel it more than hear it.

Today I figured it out. There is a printer a couple of doors down. Its their massive 4 color process printer thumping out the beat. Or I am hungover and its my head throbbing.