Saturday, April 29, 2006

Poker report.......all in Team America

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Ok, perhaps my post was a bit over the top. Yes, I may have crossed the line a little bit. I guess that's what happens after a terrible conversation with a friend, a bottle of whisky and trying to motivate people to attend a poker game in a rude and arrogant manner. Sorry all.

As you can see, I managed to break even. It was tough.

Thank you Kevlar for your willingness to participate.

I hope it was more on account of my poorly written invite rather than the bling that the afternoon was a bust.

I'd be willing to host again in a month or so. I'm assuming that the weekend was inconvienent or my invite poorly expressed.

Captain Beer

For a dandy picture of our newest contributor, don sunglasses and click here. He is also the wit that brought up the Good Thing About Pollution topic at AJ's wedding. He shifted the wedding banter into high(ball) gear with this beauty - " The good thing about pollution is that it increases the immune system." I'm going to invite him to follow the old lady near my house who rides a hepped-up 35cc.Toro-Kymco that lays down a fog of war big enough to cover the Allies at D-Day so that he, may also, ride the crane, baby!

Ni Howdy Blogball Lineup

Welcome Captain Beer, whoever you are. Probably another of J-Hole's cronies no doubt.

This forces me to revise my lineup card indeed. CB, until we see a post from you, you're on the bench... so here we go...

Leading off and playing center, Bread. By virtue of his tremendous speed and easy manner, not to mention his lithe build and taut belly, this guy scores more than anyone I know. Most people say he's got the body of a young Spanish boy-god but personally I think Swedish. Slumping of late, we know he'll pull out of it soon. Maybe if we put a dish of paella at first and sassy senorita at second, we'll see some more production.

Batting second and playing second, Kevlar. I've never seen anyone take a nothing situation and turn it into post with such regularity. "Here's a machine. It's cool. It works like this." or "I was hungry, so I ate some food. It was good." This guy just makes contact and gets on base. Naturally chatty, he's an offensive wonder boy. Pics, vids, stories and even politics of late! Defensively, we put Kev at second mostly because he can't spell worth a shit.

Batting third and playing first base, the franchise, the man who started it all, #69, J-Hole. The man in the 3-hole has got to drive in runs and he does it with as much consistency as anyone on the blog with polls, recipes, updates, the straw that stirs the drink... Interestingly, he's the only team member signed to a long term contract.

Batting clean-up and doing the catching, master strategist Red A handles pitchers that throw both ways with ease. Pure verbal power allows Red to be a a top post producer. Being such a blogball star enables Red to grow his neck beard with abandon and have it double as a throat guard. The babes love it. No one swaggers like this guy. Just look at the personals every Friday.

Batting fifth and playing third base, he of the ongoing name debate, RyeGuy, or Rye, as he has chosen to call himself despite the loud protestations of certain teammates. The hot corner has escalated to the HOT SEAT of late. To quote team leader J-Hole, "...Ryan cannot name himself. I'm gonna kick his ass!" Despite posting video of bands that no one really cares about he's a perfect fit for a blog that now boasts more contributors than readers.

Batting sixth and playing left field, P.I.M.P. Pimp's stepped it up in recent weeks to move up in the order. A first round draft pick last fall, he started slowly due to constant drunkenness and an abusive manner recently illustrated in his wacky poker invitation. Telling one's teammates where to go and how to get there is not the most endearing way to win over a club house. However, the blogball knowledge is there and I'm sure we can expect great things from this kid in the future.

Batting seventh and roaming the shortstop position and beyond, D-Wayne. One of only two team members to play barefoot, D-Wayne was a nice pick-up for us last year due to his great speed and savvy defense. This guy's got great hands. He serves and places the beer on the bar for easy singles like nobody's business. FUBAR good!!! He keeps the team well watered and in touch with the BBall world with a big screen TV that he made himself. So far an offensive light weight, management is hoping he'll break out soon and show some that he's got some hair on his chest after all.

Batting eighth and playing right field, Frenchie. In a perfect example of you don't know what you got til he's gone, Frenchie didn't start posting until he moved away. A proud drunk, we like that he really gives it his all. He wants to win and his heart is as big as this god damn room. A great clubhouse guy, he keeps everybody loose or mildly annoyed. Management reckons the spring thaw should motivate our previously latest addition to step it up a bit.

Batting ninth and either DHing or doing the pitching,... I don't know yet.
What's the scouting report on Captain Beer? J-Hole?
My original thought was to kindly ask Tall Karl to pitch for us until we found a regular. I would like him to wear his knee-high combat boots and cammo pants, leather trenchcoat and beret in order to better intimidate opposing batters. I can just imagine this lanky ambidexterous son of a commie whipping that ball through the blogosphere. DHing for our fireballer, would be Big Ell, if we could get him. He's a hot commodity, I know, but maybe if Red A wined and dined him we could get him on board. If we got him to DH, then of course he would hit higher in the order than ninth.

Suggestions on rounding out the roster welcome. Happy Saturday everybody!!!!

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Friday, April 28, 2006

Team America Movie

We will be watching it tomorrow (Saturday) at 2:30 p.m. at Fubar.

Yeah, I know this conflicts with the poker game at Pimp's....but J-Hole can't play poker no more and I gots no money either.

Bonus link to Ivo's blog.


He's so cute it almost hurts.

Yahoo Personals Eye Exam
















Same girl. My advice is: lose the glasses and move to the red-light district.

"The good thing about pollution is ..."

Complete this statement made by one member of the Taichung Voice in your own manner. The winner, as judged by the Ni Howdy staff, will receive either a J-Hole cap or a free plate of barbecue pork at the Taichung Food Festival at Sogo in March uh, May. People who attended AJ's wedding and know the original quote are ineligible.
Useless Chinese Phrase-of-the-Day: 跨 鶴 kua4 he4 - (lit.) ride the crane; to become immortal Example: Karl 識 著 要 跨 鶴 - 被 判 10 年 徒 刑.
Help - I need to find a good computer guy in the Taichung area. Do not mention anyone at Nova unless this guy, or gal, is really, really good.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Pimp poker afternoon!

Come one, come all. The Pimp poker is in the house. I live on TaiYuan Rd. and Xing An rd. Next to the supermarket. If you come up TaiYuan keep coming until you see the most beautiful tree on your left hand side. My house is two blocks after that. Turn left (number 32)(8th floor-6) , but yes THE PIMP DO LIVE HERE. If you want my number, you can get it from Aaron. I realize that many may be busy this weekend. RSVP if you want to play, if not I will cancel the game and go golfing......I'll wait until friday to get a six man game. If not, oh well.......! Oh yah, AJ, I loved your wedding!
GO AMerica!
P.S. Sorry, I had a bit too much wiskey last night. Wiskey makes me a little agro. Good call Frenchie!

Some Stuff I've seen









Comment or don't. Don't make me no never mind. I heard recently the Spainard hurt his hand pulling his TAIL and can't make any further posts about Spain. Haven't heard anything about a "party bus" making the trek to Pimp poker night, Why do you ask?

Archeology Report from the year AD 2500

On the eating habits of South Pacific Landmass humans circa 2006. Data recovered from document entitled "Australian / New Zealand Standard - Office Desks"
Table K
Performance Requirements for Surface Resistance of Desk Top

Food stuffs including:

Canned beetroot juice, coffee*, tea**, tomato sauce, homogenized full cream milk, olive oil, beer, water, black-currant juice and carbonated coloured cola drink (non-diet)

Mustard (prepared English)

* Solution 40 gm instant coffee to 1 L of boiling water
**10 gm tea leaves to 1 L boiling water, brew 5 min., strain and use.
Analysis:

Apparently the population mainly subsisted liquids and/or semi-liquids. Our assumption is that the inhabitants were lacking in teeth.

Most popular drink was Canned Beetroot Juice.

Drinking of alcohol such as beer was accepted practice at an office desk job.

In previous research from the Canamerica Landmass, Mustard, a spicy paste used to cleanse the palate, was previously thought to be made exclusively from the dead bodies of French or Germans. Now, we see it can also be "prepared English." We speculate that using English corpses would create an inferior though cheaper Mustard suitable for office drones on the South Pacific Landmass.

59 things a man should never do past 30

How many of these rules have you broken?

I know one NiHowdy contributor broke the first rule:

1. Never Coin Your Own Nickname.

Now guess who broke the following rules.

27. Choose 69 as his jersey number.
41. Purchase fireworks.
44. Sport an ironic mustache.

I'll give you a hint: in an ideal world he'd be elected to be the mayor of Jackson Hole, Wyoming.

Disclosure: Red A is well known for breaking rule 39 a lot. C'mon, what am I supposed to do, man? Life's so unfair. Dude, you drank my last beer.

Monday, April 24, 2006

what a great party AJ and Sian threw last night! the food and drinks were awesome! The Soilers played a nice mix of old favs with gusto and the cigarettes were free! I even scored a nice lighter someone left with me. A good one too! Too bad I quit smoking.

I've been listening to Ry Cooder's Chavez Ravine every day for a week now. A friend of mine sent it snail mail. If you go to the link, you can hear 4 tracks for free.

Saturday, April 22, 2006

.22 live in San Yi


Watch the video

This is my earliest video of the Taichung based trio .22. Filmed in the spring of 2003, way up the mountains of Miaoli county. Sandy and 69 Across also played this show as well as others. We've since seen and recorded .22 several times over the last few years, much to our delight. They have been and remain our favorite Taiwan band amid a wealth of musical talent here on the island. This early performance features left to right, Steve Taylor on bass, Pete Holmes on drums and Wade Davis on the little guitar. Wade would later move to regular sized electric guitar so this song really captures the flavour of early live .22. The song they are performing is called "Poisoned" and is reputedly about Steve's childhood. The song is a true crowd favorite. Just last week at Spring Scream Dog, I heard the lead singer of the Deported shouting his request for this tune.

This video was posted about a week ago on blip and the vlogond and got so many hits that I thought I'd get it on to Ni Howdy.

Full disclosure: I am very happy. I just got back from FUBAR where I ate chili and saw live music. Celebrated AJ's tomorrow wedding party. AJ was there. So was Dean-O and Jim Bo, Tall Karl, Pimp and Steve Taylor. We had scotch. I saw J-Hole and drank with Kevlar. Talked to English Brett about kids. Sold 2 hats! Oh, had a grand time...

"...mama used to trick us she used to put wheat germ under the cereal..."

.22 rocks!!!! Congratulations AJ!!!!

See yall at the hitchin' tomorrow!

Get Yer J-Hole Hats!

Hey everybody! I'm back from my suspension and BOY does it feel good to be reinstated!

I'd like to introduce to everyone a new line of blog ball caps honouring (eh?) J-Hole, the founder administrator lifeblood chili expert CEO of the Ni Howdy world...



Only 100 NT each. Elton shades not included.

Friday, April 21, 2006

Old Karl Photo from his College Days














Karl's on the left in cowboy hat. His buddy in the blue hat seems to be laughing at something he see's in the tub around Karl's knees.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Chili Cook-Off

That's c-h-i-l-i, no two l's in this word (sorry Illinois). See? Only one sentence and I've already raised some hackles - if I'm doing my job right. Let me see. Tomatoes? Ciao baby. This is chili, not Ragu or even ragout. Beans? Ha! Blasphemous teat-suckling mama's boy. Meat? Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full. Truthfully and sadly, though, most people will put either tomatoes or beans in their chili, and the truly evil will use both (even in my beloved Texas). I believe in the Texas Trinity of Fat, Fire and Meat with chary use of other additions. Some will argue that chili came to Texas from the Canary Islands, but most evidence points to the Islanders exporting their Mojo sauce (vinegar, chiles and spices). Whether the addition of meat as the main ingredient was by them or others living in Texas, what we now know as chili was most probably done first in the Lone Star State. The point is not so much as who or where, but what. The absence of tomatoes and beans in early recipes is striking.

But let's not quibble. That is best saved for the actual Chili Cook-Off this Saturday, April 22nd at 2:00. Beer, big mouths and music confined on one little pedestrian street in Taichung will certainly entertain you if our chilis do not. For out-of-towners or house-hermits, the address is Da Yeh Rd, #23 (大業路23號 - 大業路跟精誠街東興街口).

Final notes


  • I believe all chilis should have a name. If it doesn't, demand that person buy you a drink and/or call that person an incredible nincompoop.
  • If you can suck it through a straw, toss it.
  • Remember the red comes from the chiles, not from Hunts.
  • If it has no heat because the person is afraid it might be too hot for others, find the hottest chili you can and challenge that person to a chili duel.
  • If the first thing you see is beans, remove them and spell out Doofus on their table.
  • There is no such thing as vegetarian chili. " I'd like a wheat-free club sandwich, please." Eat it. Enjoy it. But call it what it is - a chef salad.

Monday, April 17, 2006

We don't need no stinkin' badges

I, Red A, being of sound mind and out-of-shape body, did today witness:

Vehicle exiting out of left-most lane into oncoming traffic at a major intersection.

Said vehicle thus blocking the path of an oncoming police vehicle turning right.

Police vehicle stopping.

Allowing civilain vehicle inhibiting oncoming traffic to complete their procedure to enter an intersection during a red light.

Police vehicle then driving on as if nothing had happened.

My Dancing Fool Friend


Watch the video
While looking for sound bites (on poorly labeled tapes). I found my friends dancing in a bar. The jump suit was always cool. I saw it so many times it didn't seem odd. If quicktime is too slow, go to blip.tv and search for nihowdy.

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Tickets please!

Here is a link to an interesting stream. (mature content)
It's a game show. The object is to guess which Japanese girl is being tickled.

Enjoy, but if you're in the office, you may want to turn down the sound.

Saturday, April 15, 2006

Saturday Poker Day 1



Well I walked out with a thousand a stomach full of sandwiches. Though the pictures look tame. We had a few laughs and things went pretty smoothly. Pimp was so pleased with his streak of hand over, after, and again, winning that he offered to host sometime. Brett showed up with a pocket of change and proceeded to do well. Good times thanks again Jim.

Is God trying to tell me something?

Every trip to China this year and last has resulted in me coming back to Taiwan and then promptly getting sick.

So, I was pretty excited that I felt 100% fine when I got back this time. I was looking forward to poker at Jim's and bought a bottle of Wild Turkey for the occasion.

Last night I was hit by the chills, a fever, and woke up feeling like a freight train had run over my body.

I can only hope God is trying to keep down my losses.

Back to bed now.

Reggie's got the RIG.


Hey Jerry what do you think of this perambulator?

Friday, April 14, 2006

And now...another view


Possible counter-editorials from the China Post
  • There are only 318 bullshits and 1 fudging!
  • Henry Lee's DNA evidence proves Chen's hair is not as "brilliant" as Ma's
  • Principal Uniter Chen, because of illegally-sympathized vote-persons by of means of unreal shooting, so...sucks

Suggestions welcome

That's not a sandwich.....This is a sandwich



As I'm getting ready to eat lunch, I came across this intersting link.

£85 for a sandwich? (Roughly $130 U.S.) Must be good.

Made from pure Wagyu cattle. Check out how these cattle are bread.

"Wagyu cattle are one of the most expensive breeds in the world.
The Japanese cows are raised on a special diet, including beer and grain."

J-Hole, do you have any leads on this type of high quality beef?

I think the cattle are more spoiled than I..."They are supposed to be regularly massaged with sake, the Japanese rice wine, to tenderize the flesh. "

Put me down for one.

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Beef Noodle Soup Roundup

Located at 158 Hsue Shi Road (學士路), General Beef Noodles has been run by it's founder, Zhang Bei He (張北河) for pretty much forever. He's a character who speaks the kind of Mandarin we students of the language have heard so much about but rarely hear. He came to my attention when my wife mentioned a report on TV and the newspapers about him. Seeking to retire, he auctioned off his secret (the ancient Chinese kind) recipe to a Taipei woman for about $13,000,000NT. Well, now. I was just going to have to try them, and last Sunday, my wife and I did.

We arrived at about 1:30 and the place was busy. We had to stand in line to order and then sit for about 20 minutes to be served. How to start? Not with the noodles, that's for sure. Taiwanese can tell you whether they're homemade, fresh, wheat, rice...whatever. Me, I can only tell you that there were noodles. We went in expecting a lot and that's what we got - a lot. A big, weedy vacant lot when we were expecting swimming pools and movie stars. Look at the picture below. No, your eyeballs are not on acid. That is the first use of Crayola's Neon Carrot (broth), Hot Magenta (beef) and Screamin' Green (the greens) in culinary use that I've ever seen. Michael Turton posted a review from Wilds of Change blog that has a different opinion from me, but both my wife (Taiwanese) and myself (American) reached the same conclusions independently. While Wilds of Change complains of overuse of star anise in most beef noodles, I would have welcomed that or just some street dust wafting into my bowl because there was just no taste. My wife - Bland. Me - Insipid. The beef was sliced and distinguishable from the broth only by appearance and texture. I don't know what he's doing to those Crayons, because when I used to eat them I remember them having a hell of a lot more taste than this.

For my overall rating, please click here.
P.S. - Tips for other beef noodle eateries more than welcome.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Keep an open mind

When you read this article debunking all the 9/11 conspiracy theories.

I can't wait until Pimp's next post explains how he watched a video about strange islands in the South Pacific where planes become "Lost."

POKER Game!!

Hi fellas,
Jim wants to host a game. If you wanna play on Saturday afternoon put your name in the comments. Or call Jim I guess. Otherwise it just ain't gonna happen.

Monday, April 10, 2006

What did Bush do?

It begins in the 1970's in Houston, Texas, when George W. Bush was just starting out in his family's two businesses of politics and oil. The powerful - and very rich - Bin Laden family helped fund his first venture into oil.

August 2001
President Bush receives a detailed and lengthy presidential daily briefing from the CIA in which Osama Bin Laden and al Qaeda’s aim of launching an attack against the US is discussed. To this day, the Bush White House refuses to release the contents of this briefing to Congressional inquiries into 9/11.


Sept. 11/2001
The attack occurs. The morning of the attack George Bush Sr. is meets with members of the Carlyle Group in Washington. Bin Laden's own brother is at the meeting. Members of the Bin Laden family are allowed to leave the U.S. without questioning two days later.


http://www.hereinreality.com/conspiracy/

Bush junior in oil. Sr. in the CIA. Bush brother in security for twin towers.

How could they escape?

Colorful tabloid worthy family history

High-fat, Rye-free post

Firstly, a little in-house chat.

  1. Stoney/Smokey/Rye: Kindly report to my house forthwith for an ass-kicking.
  2. PIMP - Please prevail upon your research assistants to investigate the roles of the U.S. Beef & Pastry Industrial Complex and Urban Music regarding the high death rate among adult black males and females due to CHD (Coronary Heart Disease). Please reference the Luther Burger.

In other equally lethal food-related news:

  • April 22nd will see a chili cook-off sponsored by the Taichung Voice, on Soho Street. Chili is a contentious, varied dish. However, when we have quotes such as " I usually don't put meat in my chili - it's all about the beans", you know that we have exited Diversity Drive and rocketed onto Bastardization Boulevard. $200NT let's you sample all you dare.
  • May 20th or thereabouts will see another Food Festival at Sogo department store. Last year, D-Wayne and myself joined PJ at his booth and all made chili. We mainlined PJ's margaritas all day. I ended up losing a 8 quart stock pot, D-Wayne wore his leftovers home and PJ finished cooking his chili the next day. Since D-Wayne has asked and PJ has not, I will join D-Wayne at his FuBar tent. As of now, I will be supplying barbecued pork for sandwiches and straight-up eating.
  • PJ is opening a new restaurant on Soho Street between FuBar and Salut. He's calling it McKenna's Meat & Mash and will be serving sausages (boerwurst, bratwurst...), meat pies and mashed potatoes. He told me that it would be Taichung's?Taiwan's? only Irish restaurant and/or pub. I'm a little confused as to what that makes his current place. Oh yeah, he will have Murphy's stout on draft (draughphtt for those who prefer the Queen's English).

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Sunday, April 09, 2006

Suggestion For the Next Poll

We should vote on whether his name is Stoney or Smokey. Seems to have caused confusion amongst those polled who would surely have voted for him had they known that Smokey indeed equalled Stoney.

Saturday, April 08, 2006

NiHowdy Polls Biased, An Outrage!!!!!


After viewing the results of the recent poll on our fair blog I am shocked and appauled at the results. I can only assume that the people who have answered the poll question either dont know me, never knew of me in Taiwan or definitely never drank with me!! iT IS BLATENTLY obvious that the poll has been rigged by the suits at NiHowdy. I am protesting the results, and am threatining to use my blogger status to post 100% Canadian material with a blatent overuse of Canadian flags and antidotes if I do not get the just recognition for being the ass that I truly am!! There is a truckload of adjectives to describe Intellectual Jon, pompous, irrational, idiotic to name a few, but ass, no that should be reserved for those who were , are and truly deserve the name!!
Actually, I suppose Cowboys are asses arent they!!!!

Documentary

Hey PIMP , watched the vidoe, very interesting and informative! Ah , I'm not going to die in seven days am I ??

Loose Change....A documentary about 911

Although I realize accusations made in this film are very controversial, I feel that everyone needs to see a film like this. I know that there are all kinds of Michael Moore hatters who read this blog. I also realize that you need to take a "grain of salt" with everything you read or watch, but this film blows me away.

It's about 1hr and 20 minutes. So if you decide you have the time to watch, place a couple of beers in the fridge and keep an open mind. I have a good friend that has been pushing me to watch this film for about three months. I told him that I didn't want to get brainwashed with conspiracy jibber jabber. After watching this film, I do believe some questions could be raised as to the integrity of the U.S. investigation of 911.

This would be a great topic for an open discussion on the 15th at Jim's place. I would love to merely talk about the film.

Here is a link to the film. You need to download the google player. Or if you have a fast enough connection you can simply watch it off the google film site.

I again state I only feel you should watch this movie and it by no means reflects on my beliefs as a person. Simply watch and open a new topic of discussion.

The link again is
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5137581991288263801&q=loose+change

Friday, April 07, 2006

Sticky Rice Bridge 糯米橋

Located in Guo Hsing village (國姓鄉), Nantou, the Sticky Rice Bridge was constructed in 1940 using sticky rice, brown sugar and lime (add some oily fried greens and it would've been eaten within a year) in place of mortar (according to my wife) and/or in place of metals (according to the Taipei Times). It remains standing but currently unusable after having gone through numerous floods and earthquakes - most notably, the September 21, 1999, earthquake which registered a 7.6. Here's a photo of it in better days, along with a brief history (in Chinese).

Update: I will not translate the entire article but I do believe that 黏築石塊 (stick/adhere to, building, rock,piece) is probably mortar. My wife kicks The Times ass.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Dates for a Saturday game.


Jim Rod, Jim-a-tola, Jim James, jimmy Jim Jim, Jimbo, Jim-bob, Sir. Jim, jim -o-rama, Jim- a- pa-losa.

Any word on a game?

Rain or Haze ?

Previously the firecracker photo was the Han Dan Ye festival in Taidong.

Look at this great pic overlooking Taipei from YanmingShan Mountain.

Who wants to move to Taipei? It was a beautiful day......

P.S. J-Hole, I asked about the African choir. Nobody knows.......

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Johns Hopkins U. Blackens Name of Barbecue

Dr. Angelo De Marzo and colleagues reported in the above article that meat (is) charred at high temperatures -- as in barbecue -- encourages the growth of prostate cancer in rats. Okay, fine, but that's not barbecue. Not even close. Firstly, charred meat? Who in their right mind would want to turn a fine piece of meat into a bitter lump of crusty coal? Secondly, high temperatures are antithetical to barbecue's modus operandi because everyone knows that barbecue is meat cooked in the dry heat of wood coals at temperatures around the boiling point of water (212*F at sea level). Low temperatures, not high. For broiling and roasting (what I think Dr. De Marzo was actually referring to) high temperatures need not result in charred meat. Charred meat is the result of incorrect cooking techniques.

On the upside, hopefully the good doctor's report will stir some into action and investigate the proper methods for barbecuing, roasting and broiling. As always, I suggest Smoky Hale. Click Smoky's link and enter burning wood for the search. Select the first link provided (at least it was the first one when I tried). The article to look for is titled Burning Wood & Blowing Smoke. Here is a direct link from that article that explains the combustion of wood and the importance in the barbecuing process. When finished, go back to Smoky's site and read Smoky's Column! and all the Beginner's Section.

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Whereabouts Update

In lieu of a generic e-mail, I will make a generic post.
First of all, I have been accepted into all law schools applied (except Stanford, those bastards) which means i must now choose from basically all the schools out west. Would have been much easier to be rejected in mass, but I guess Aaron's letter coupled with a couple of others got me over the hump. Doy las gracias.
Secondly, my Spanish has improved to the point where I will be taking the DELE test (Spanish version of TOEFL/IALTS) in hopes of studying in a law school here for a year. Wish me luck, I will certainly need it.
I am not sure when I will be making it to the grand Isle of Formosa, summer plans are way up in the air. Continental Divide Trail, Mexico, Indonesia, buying a house -- all interesting options which need to be explored.

Baseball season is upon us and I am stuck in Europe following box scores....Woe is me.

Sunday, April 02, 2006

Stubborn or drunk?


I met a Taiwanese guy on the weekend. He has a dick about 2 cm deep and 5 cm long on the right side of his skull. His freakin' skull has this dick dent. Over the course of the weekend I fished for dicky details... "truth stranger than fiction" kinda stuff.
He just got out of the hospital. He had two operations to remove fluid from his dick cavity. One month ago he was in a car loaded with drunken dicks. The boys decided to go visit someone.. another friend. Buddy with the skull in fine form decided he didn't want to go to visit the other dick and got out of the car... Yes the car was moving. I guess he didn't care. He fractured his dick skull.
The day I met him he just got out, but he will have to return in three months. Aparently his dick is dented because the rest of his dick bones are on ice in the hospital. He has to wait three months and then they will put humpty dumpty back together again.
Is it possible to walk around for three months with a large part of your dick missing? I'm assuming when they put the other bone fragments back in, his head will be a more regular shape. A dent from your temple to the back of your dick is just too weird.
If you jump out of a moving car because you are going somewhere that is no fun.. Are you drunk or a dick?

Saturday, April 01, 2006

Goodbye Old Man Winter


Well it is April in Canada, and spring has finally arrived. As you can see the warm weather is finally taking its toll, making life in the morning much easier to get to our destinations, fishing huts, huntings stores, beer store, oh yeah, and WORK. It really makes me feel for those unfortunate souls who live in Siberia!!