Stubborn or drunk?

I met a Taiwanese guy on the weekend. He has a dick about 2 cm deep and 5 cm long on the right side of his skull. His freakin' skull has this dick dent. Over the course of the weekend I fished for dicky details... "truth stranger than fiction" kinda stuff.
He just got out of the hospital. He had two operations to remove fluid from his dick cavity. One month ago he was in a car loaded with drunken dicks. The boys decided to go visit someone.. another friend. Buddy with the skull in fine form decided he didn't want to go to visit the other dick and got out of the car... Yes the car was moving. I guess he didn't care. He fractured his dick skull.
The day I met him he just got out, but he will have to return in three months. Aparently his dick is dented because the rest of his dick bones are on ice in the hospital. He has to wait three months and then they will put humpty dumpty back together again.
Is it possible to walk around for three months with a large part of your dick missing? I'm assuming when they put the other bone fragments back in, his head will be a more regular shape. A dent from your temple to the back of your dick is just too weird.
If you jump out of a moving car because you are going somewhere that is no fun.. Are you drunk or a dick?