59 things a man should never do past 30
How many of these rules have you broken?
I know one NiHowdy contributor broke the first rule:
1. Never Coin Your Own Nickname.
Now guess who broke the following rules.
27. Choose 69 as his jersey number.
41. Purchase fireworks.
44. Sport an ironic mustache.
I'll give you a hint: in an ideal world he'd be elected to be the mayor of Jackson Hole, Wyoming.
Disclosure: Red A is well known for breaking rule 39 a lot. C'mon, what am I supposed to do, man? Life's so unfair. Dude, you drank my last beer.
1 comment:
Whew! Good thing that mullets are not on the list.
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