Sunday, August 21, 2005

August 25

On August 25th at the Potomac Nationals game, our own Kevlar will have an opportunity to win something. That's right, if he can get over to the D.C. area, he will discover it to be Hairiest Back at the Ballpark night. Winner gets free laser removal of the aforementioned back hair. I reckon all should contribute some pennies to get him over there so baby Kaia doesn't grow up thinking Dad is a grizzly bear.

2 comments:

Kevlar said...

My back hair doesn't cover my red neck.

Kevlar said...

My kid doesn't care about hair. She shaved her head and looks like she belongs in a monastery. As far as what I look like, her only interest when I pick her up is searching for nipples. Mouth like a fish out of water. The wife told me yesterday she saw something on discovery about a male producing milk with his man-boobs to feed his kid. The quality of discovery channel must be going down. Men do not breast feed. Has anyone ever heard of discharge from man-boobs. Hey A-hole is it possible ?(I know if it is out there he could find it). And NO if it can be found I do not want to know how it is done. But thanks in advance for asking Mrs. Annoy-a-mus.