Monday, August 08, 2005

Poll: What's the best way to contact J-Hole?

A. Call him at home.
B. Call him on his cell phone.
C. Stop by PJ's any evening.
D. Send smoke signals.
E. Leave comments on his blog.


Bonus:

F. Get Anheuser-Busch to print your message on the inside of Bud caps.


and of course if you are really desperate.

6 comments:

Kevlar said...

"Desperate" is a very funny link. The best way to contact John would be to go to his home. More time consuming but equally effective is to wait at the sweat lodge near his local 7-11. It is easily recognized, just follow the trail of leaves and broken branches.
The effortless way is to scream "TEXAS TECH IS NO GOOD!" He will find you quickly. Another way might be to hang raw t-bone steaks near an open window.

Bread said...

well, let's see. i tried to call the house, cell phone option not available, pj's is closed, smoke signals don't reach taiwan because of pollution issues, and apparently the blog is not read by him. i'm shouting ttech sucks on an hourly basis. i leave houston in 24 hours (thank god). perhaps i will have to resort to red meat soon, though i doubt it will be a discernable smell given the sewar system in taichung...

Red A said...

I thought of e-mail, but I have only got one reply in about three years of trying.

Bread said...

ditto.

J-hole said...

Yall have never emailed me.

Red A said...

Hey, I guess Anheuser-Busch came through after all - cool!