Friday, August 19, 2005

Hot Tea PJ Northern Command: Drunken 8 Fairies


I am pleased to report that while PJ has been on furlough and we have lost the temporary use of headquarters, members of the 40th Expeditionary Methuselah Group have secured Drunken 8 Fairies as our temporary command. Briefings are every Wednesday at 5:00. Those wishing to become part of the group must present bona fides of their age or achieve promotion through the ranks, i.e. keeping mugs topped off, buying every third beer, errands to 7-11 and other gestures of respect.

We are putting out a call for volunteers to supplement our very capable but easily-winded sports team. Those with knowledge of, actual proficiency in or just being able to walk unassisted for 5 minutes are encouraged to contact us in person or through this site.

5 comments:

Rye said...

Is that Racquel Welch?

J-hole said...

Of course, dumbass.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like you're trying to put another great team together again this year j-hole!!

Kevlar said...

She is too easy on the eyes. "dumbass" I can't see her butt. This picture must have launched j-holes wet dreams. What year is the picture? Is it a top, bottom or side loading unit? Where is the Abe lincon...hat?

Anonymous said...

okay john !! she is old but she did look good!! you will have to try better convincing me of Mary Tyler Moore!!! Frenchie