Thursday, August 11, 2005

Be the next Dash Riprock!

I would like to clarify a point in RyeGuy's Bread News post. Bread left behind his cell phone and now its going up for auction. Nevermind that it's old and looks like some sort of ball, it's what's inside that counts. The Houston Hound Dog has numbers for most of the over-18 year olds in Central Taiwan. Guys - and Karl's wife - you should be crashing the site with your offers. Don't worry that you're not Bread. If a fluorescent jumpsuit-wearing Teasipper with Chris Jericho-inspired hair can score, anybody can. The current, and only, bid is Kevlar's with $450. Proceeds will go either to buying Frenchie a fake passport or Karl an invisibility cloak.

P.S. - Have we bumped Kevlar's crane mural off the page yet? If not, post something, anything, please.

2 comments:

Bread said...

who is getting the money? had i known there was going to be an auction i would have stuffed it with multiple numbers. instead the winner is likely to find only the putz' that are commenting on this blog along with an ex girlfriend or two and the occasional student. hell kevin, i'd give you those for free, assuming the weather report came my way...oh wait, you already have ann and elsa's numbers, so you might want to save the 450 for gogo boots or something.

Rye said...

The money is going to support the war Canadian war effort up north.