Thursday, August 04, 2005

Canadian Special Forces caught on Hans Ø

Denmark's foreign ministry has announced that Danish reconnaissance troops caught Canadian troops red-handed on Hans Island. The ministry released the photo to the right showing a member of the Canadian special forces' arctic warfare unit (commonly known as the Baby SEALS) in full battle dress. The photo was reportedly taken on Hans on the night of July 31 by Danish dog sled troops based out of Greenland.

Other evidence shown by the foreign ministry included several empty Perrier bottles, a canister of Binaca, and a Canadian issued ribbed condom.

The Canadian foreign minister had no comment. At least in English. Maybe the spokesperson said something in French, but budget cuts at NiHowdy have eliminated our translation service in several minor languages including French, Cajun, and Maritime Patois.

5 comments:

Red A said...

Hey, I was googling bianca, you know the trendy breath spray from, what, the 80's? and I couldn't find anything...am I spelling it wrong?

Anonymous said...

It's Binaca I believe

Chaon said...

Results 1 - 10 of about 40,300 for binaca. (0.09 seconds)

Red A said...

Thanks! Google's great unless you don't know how to spell the word!

Anonymous said...

Bianca is Mick Jagger's first wife's name