Saturday, August 27, 2005

WARNING: BE ON MAXIMUM ALERT


Taiwan's Department of English Teacher Procurement and KK Phonetic Enforcement is warning local citizens to be on maximum alert for this man, alias Pimp. He is rumored to be planning to enter Taiwan with the help of Canada based snakeheads sometime in the next few days. If found, please do not attempt to subdue him. Roll cans of beer into his vicinity to distract him and contact the authorities.

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