Thanks J-Hole

for that gracious introduction. Yes, another canadianer to further pollute the minds of the legions of readers.

From the pages of Maxim: when pro athletes join new teams, they often request a number worn by someone else. of course, there is a price to pay. What follows is a list of such transactions.


buyer-Roger Clemens.. seller- Carlos Delgado..cost- $15 000 Rolex
buyer-Clinton Portis.. seller-Ifeanyi Ohalete.. cost-$38 000 cash
buyer-Eli Manning.. seller- Jeff Feagles.. cost- 1 week vacation
buyer-Brian Jordan.. seller- Fredi Gonzalez.. cost- $40 000 motorcycle
buyer-Tom Glavine.. seller- Joe McEwing.. cost- new baby nursery
buyer-Mitch Williams..seller- John Kruk..cost- 2 cases of beer

Q: What's brown and sticky?

A: A stick