American Celebrates Chinese New Year

Yaaaaay! I washed some clothes and was surprised to find my cell phone in the washing machine afterwards. Remarkably clean, but alas, no longer functioning.

LOWDOWN: The USA just made some agreement with North Korea. One of the things that got North Korea all angry was we froze US$ 24 million of their assets at a bank in Macau.

At the time I read about that, I thought, so what?

I now have new information that says Kim Jong-Il's son lives in Macau.

OOOOOH, now it makes sense. How do you keep your gambling/Russian hooker habit going when your funds are frozen?