PJ's Playlist - Part I

For those outside the greater Soho Street Area in Taichung, I am assembling a cast of the characters that frequent PJ's and this blog.

• Rye Guy / Ryanator - From New Brunswick. Giver of 8 names to his son and multiple nicknames to himself. 7-time winner of Booger Presley look-alike contest.
• Jimbo / Jimbo Elrod / Hannibal Jim - Well-groomed, polite, intelligent. Says he's from Philly. Background check in progress.
• Pimp / Pimp Ryan - Canadianer. Philadelphia Eagle fan. Able to run slower in a football game than in his pre-game, pre-victory warm-up lap. Makes bling work.
• Yuri / Snaggletooth - Enjoys the outdoors, tight pants and red chamois slip-ons. Charming ladies man who always seems to run into trouble with them. The South African Keith Partridge.
• Jerry / Commander Cardy (on left)- South African / Brit. Turn-ons: firearms, commanding and Felix Unger. Turn-offs: " NOT LISTENING TO MY ADVICE!"
• Dave - Parts Unknown, Canada. Posted lowest ever score for a playing human in fantasy football. Body double for Billy Boyd in Lord of The Rings.
• Big John - South African-Texan. Oh! The humanity!
• Lance / Big Gay Lance - From Oregon. Editor of two free, local mags. Collector of shirts of color. Currently suing Bread for rights to Liberace's wardrobe.
• Karl / Tall Karl - Enjoy chess, lesbians and first-person shooter games. Current president of Robinson High School (Tampa) Morrisey Fan Club.
• Amcham Jack - Think the Skipper Alan Hale hopped up on three bottles of Thunderbird.
• Brit Paul / Android Paul - Lover of gadgets. Body weight is 80% machine. Suffers from personality chip failure when proximate to Bread. All Borg craft carry his statue.