Tuesday, September 27, 2005

PJ Attempts to hit for the cycle tonight

Expect large crowds tonight at PJ's as he attempts to hit for the VCR cycle. While many others can go 2-4 ( inability to set time and use timer function), PJ is already three-fourths of the way to tonight's anticipated home run. A recap of his first three appearances and a prediction for tonight:

  1. Sunday night football game - K.C. vs. Oakland: Tape runs out in third quarter with score 13-10. Forgot to rewind tape and added 1 hour of Prime Time to tape before taping the game.
  2. Monday Night Football - Dallas vs. Washington: Tape again runs out in the third quarter with Dallas leading 13-0. Final score 14-13, Washington. Used same tape, confused with the SP and EP play functions on the remote.
  3. Sunday night football - New York vs. San Diego: Tapes only the 2nd half, after LD's halfback pass for a TD. Didn't understand that you don't need to be able to read Chinese to distinguish between colors. Cables connected into the wrong ports.
  4. Monday Night Football - K.C. vs. Denver: Prediction - He will tape only the 1st and 3rd quarters or a full 2 hours of the lingerie channel.

On Sunday, I lightly chastised Bo and Jerry for not filling out their roster in fantasy football (look down about 4 posts). On Monday I realized that I had 2 players on bye weeks, leaving me with only 9 players. The results just came in and the GangMen Dui squirted out a 119-73 victory. I also won the weekly pool for most points and am now in sole possession of first place. The other guys gotta be hating me right now. More boring stats next week, if I win.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

It is funny and it is all true. Did you know the first VCRs came out i nthe 70's?

Red A said...

Watch out posting scores for about 24-48 hours if possible, J-Hole, as I'm timeslipping the games...

He should buy a PVR (TIVO knock off) like I have - they are now much cheaper in Taiwan and he can schedule the harddrive to record it every week at that time...very easy - no mistakes.

J-hole said...

Games are all over. What the hell is timeslipping? Isn't it a bad Sci-Fi channel series?

Chaon said...

I think timeslipping is when you live in Taiwan for 10 years, then you go home and you can't figure out why everything is so expensive, or why your friends are all fat.

Bread said...

and the girls are make your skin crawl...

Red A said...

It means, unlike PJ, I can record the games and watch them at my leisure...thus I don't know the scores yet...

Advise PJ to go to the store (tm) and buy a VCR with a hard drive. He can then program it to record automatically without needing to insert tapes or change anything.

I got mine good to go every Monday morning at 7:30 to 1:30 in case of overtime games.

Jeez Louise...Karl are you listening?

Chaon said...

I'm still trying to figure out the "Gangmen Dui".


The butthole team???

Anonymous said...

Well, did anyone ever accuse PJ of being a rocket scientist? Or even smart?