With a Heineken in each hand

We say goodbye this week to another friend, English John. A Manchesterite(?) who came to Taichung via Japan, John will be returning to Japan to work in hopes of erasing his mind of anything French as he first drives across France and through Frenchmen ( Well America, there you have it, Frankenstein has just been attacked by the French Air Force and he's whipped their derrieres! ). Known by all to wear only black or gallbladder-bile green -EXCEPT THE DAY I TAKE THE PHOTO - John is capable of expressing all 2 emotions (gentle disdain and exasperation) in the same mellifluous monotone. He is also quite the braniac, making the jump from peon to the Man at his company while working more and receiving less. We will all miss him, but more so, his earnest questions to PJ such as, " PJ? When you undo you hair, that's called a mullet, isn't it?" You be the judge. Adios.

Increasing our site hits one contributor at a time. Yep. We're getting another one. And he shall be known as the Badass of Bling, the Lothario of the Lay-Dees, the Aquila Vomitio, He Shall Be Known As PIMP!

For Karl - GangMen Dui (Gāng Mén Duì, 肛門隊)

For Red A - I'll have you know that NO ONE relies on PJ for the NFL. We rely on beer-starved, cash-strapped Canadianers we can bribe with one beer to work the VCR. While you are limited to ESPN, we - our Canadianer lackeys, that is - will be downloading the games and putting them on DVD. We are also earning quite a few credits during our internships that can be applied to degrees in Restaurant and Hotel Management: Taiwan / Burkina Faso.