Sorry no Friday Boobies or Babies

So as a consolation prize, here's a story about a reality TV show in Croatia where sheep are the contestants.

There are seven sheep, and visitors to the show's website can "see how the sheep feed and interact with each other.... They can then choose which sheep to vote out."

Oh, yeah, if a sheep is voted out, it might be eaten.

Before you open your mouth to criticize this, keep in mind it's a European show, and we all know how sophisticated their culture is. Do not mock what you do not understand, mes amis.

How about some grilled mutton on the barbecue for Moon Festival? I hear there's a good price on Veselka.