Secrets of Gambling

Chinese believe that long nose hair leads to the loss of money. Before playing MahJong or cards it is wise to trim those nose hairs. Hogwash! I said.
After being forced by Rye and San to watch Queer Eye For The Straight Guy, I felt compelled to invest in this gadget. Sogo tenth floor next to the manly refrigerators and appliances 888 nts.
Last night in a quiet game of poker I walked away with plenty-o-cash.
Shaving will help you find love.
Trimming will help you win money.