Damn! Where was this in the 80s?

Turns out teens are performing oral sex at a much more frequent rate recently. I'm gonna try this line out the next time some cutey tells me no:

Oral sex can be safer than penetrative sex: It dramatically reduces the risk of contracting HIV and reduces the effects of some other sexually transmitted infections (although you can still pick up herpes, warts, and thrush). An infection that might have made a girl infertile instead gives her a sore throat.

Yep, just a sore throat honey....

I especially like the supply and demand concept of oral sex. Nothing beats integrating economic theory and oral sex. Except intercourse of course. That beats it hands down.