Am I Going to Hell??????

Does this rule only apply to thos slack jawed yokels in Houston and the rest of Texas??? Big John?? IJ?? Does it apply if when you are staying in bed screaming OH GOD , if you are by yourself??? Maybe I need to join a church on Sunday!! Oh wait , its Football season! I'll take my chances ! GO EAGLES!!!!!!!!!! Brettski good luck in school ! Deano , where are you nowadys???? Lance you are a neandrathal!!! Everyone else keep on keeping on!!!! RIP Croco Hunter!!!!