The second best fantasy sports post ever

Yes, we had a fantasy football draft. Let me give you the nuts and bolts of it for those of you who are not familiar with it: We draft, we drink, we win or lose and repeat the last two until the season is over. That's it. Usually, that is the way it is. However, this time Dave ( real name, Dave) purchased a one month old barber chair for $2,000 NT from the dead fashion store across from FuBar.

This season, we have all agreed that the last place finisher will get the privilege of sitting in the chair and getting a Kojak. Not a close crop. A cut and a shave. If you're really lucky, you might get Captain Beer to buff it, too.