Friday's Research

NEW RESEARCH SHOWS TEXAS CLOSELY CORRELATED WITH GAYS.

GRAPH HERE.

The math is indisputable: Texas is closely linked to gays.

More evidence:

The google search term "Gay" is most popular in the latin american countries that border, wish to border, or are border-curious with Texas.

If you Texans dispute this research technique, let's do one more that show's it interpretative power:

Hockey Sex.

BTW, top country searching for sex was Pakistan. Go figure.