Thursday, May 25, 2006

ADVICE NEEDED - URGENT!!!!

I have to take my physical for a permanent ARC tomorrow. Haven't had to do one in years.

So, RYE, how again do I handle the stool sample?

If I recall correctly, you had the best technique...or was it J-Hole?

4 comments:

Rye said...

stick da tube as far up yer ass as u can
and push

Jason said...

Remember that when picking up the excrement to put in the sealed bottle, the gentleman always uses the salad fork, and never the dinner fork.

J-hole said...

Not naming any names, but I think the "Blunderbuss" method was recommended by a certain Maritime blogger.

Anonymous said...

The nurse helped me with mine. Slender fingers, but hell nails.