Things learned at the All Sports Festival
In the theme of self awareness, a quick list of things to be noted from last Sunday's events:
1. Drunk footballers are no match for girl frisbee players.
2. J-Hole is a better kicker of a soccer ball than Brett is a goalie.
3. Jim's knee and Frenchie's nose look better in hues of purple, green and blue.
4. Red-A likes beer. A lot.
5. Drunk footballers are no match for fat rugby guys, even in football.
6. Kirk and Yuri do nothing half speed.
7. Lance doesn't fully comprehend the team element of sport.
8. Dwayne needs to be more assertive with his talents.
9. Frenchie would bet the pope ten beers on the history of Christian theology if challenged.
10. Drunk footballers are no match for whiney English soccer players. Let that sink in. Ouch.
11. Dean-O, Rye Guy, and Kevlar are pretty relaxed individuals. When the shit hits the fan, I want them around.
12. I am too old for this shit, and I was one of the younger guys on our team.
I am not sure I am a better person for having discovered these things about my friends and about life, but there they are.
5 comments:
"Dean-O, Rye Guy, and Kevlar are pretty relaxed individuals. When the shit hits the fan, I want them around."
To form a wall to block the flying feces from hitting Bread the Soccer Goalie.
You forgot..........."a bunch of cigarette smoking (save Uri & Lance) hackers really don't belong on the same field with focused, determined & strategy planning disc tossers who take these games way too seriously"
hey this is yuri. love the site. but having problems geting thu . with your requests on this site
ah. just figured it out.no worries.
i thougfht every body went F.S.A.
HAAAAAAA
WITH the exception of greg , ryan , dwayne ,don, jamie, jake, lance , pj, and the rest !! fuck you all let" play and have fuuuuuuuunmnbnbnnnn
Can we get Yuri to post a comment every day? I have no idea what he's trying to say, but it's funny.
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