I am now dating Kevlar

According to the New York Times, we went on a "man date" on Monday.

Simply defined a man date is two heterosexual men socializing without the crutch of business or sports. It is two guys meeting for the kind of outing a straight man might reasonably arrange with a woman. Dining together across a table without the aid of a television is a man date; eating at a bar is not. Taking a walk in the park together is a man date; going for a jog is not. Attending the movie "Friday Night Lights" is a man date, but going to see the Jets play is definitely not.

Oh, and yes, the author's name?

JENNIFER 8. LEE

I am saddened that Taiwan has lost this talent.