Ode to Brett's doo

Brett's doo
Originally uploaded by ryeguy.

His father told him to get a haircut. He insists that "IT" has been de-loused. He combs "IT" or does "IT" groom itself? If only "IT" could talk. I imagine it would say "wash ME wash ME!" Should the thing on his head pay rent 'cause it takes up more space than I did. He is itchin' to be unemployable. I heard he is going to work in the forest and this will make a great nest for the birds.