Wednesday, August 15, 2007

You can't handle the truth!


Yet another U.S. Chinook helicopter "crashed" in Iraq today, killing 5 U.S. servicemen. According to the Pentagon: "There was no indication whether it was shot down, but an investigation is under way."
For those of you curious, the current tally of those responsible for U.S. deaths in Iraq is: U.S. helicopters 2000, the enemy 1700.
In an unrelated story, the entire North American press corps was awarded the Medal of Freedom, for refusing to give comfort to the enemy by reporting the historically high level of aeronautical maintenance failures.

3 comments:

J-hole said...

Come on newbie, give us a link to the stats.

Chaon said...

You liberals just don't understand:

We have to crash our Chinook helicopters over there so we don't have to crash them over here.

Esquire Willy said...

How else would we get new 1's?