Thursday, August 23, 2007

Regrettable Google Search Results

Searching for a customer website, Grug Asia, on Google.

Hmmm, no customer - ah, I spelled the name wrong, but look at result No. 4...

White Men Asian Women Home Colorblind ? Expat in China Couples Wei ...

So you are planning that special holiday in Asia? ... the sentences can be extremely harsh (Thailand used to execute grug trafficers by machine gun - it's ...
www.whiteasian.com/Tourist%20in%20Asia.htm - 13k -Cached - Similar pages


Well I gotta click that link, right? Turns out to be a sort of semi-creepy site from late 90's. The highlights include:

a page about Dr. S. Davis, apparently the Hugh Hefner of yellow fever..

A List of asian female/white male couples from which I learned Marky Mark dated a woman named China Chow. (Hey my last name is Chow, I own a restaurant and I am part Chinese, therefore I will name my daughter China! The wife wanted Chyna, but I set her straight.)

Oh, and this fact by itself makes the website worthy:

Malaysian Prime Minister Mahathir Mohamad's daughter is married to a Frenchman.

The Dentist is Pwned!

After all of those respectable couples, let's not forget a page about sex tourism, you know, just for balance. I'm sure "Norodom Sihanouk, god king of Cambodia whose daughter is married to a white American mathematician" is happy to be associated with that page. Okay, the hotel price-list is kind of funny - I've never been to Thailand, is that normal?

Update: This website about black women with white men also has photos of couples, and includes the number of children and how long they have been married. But no page about sex tourism. That's a glaring omission.

2 comments:

P.I.M.P said...

Yes, that's great vera. I totally believe that is the direction this blog should take to get readership up. Porn! Way to get the ball rolling Red. Dwayne, I think it's time to get the hottie of the week more risque.

Red A said...

My post caused that comment?

I was seriously thinking of not posting it, as it is a creepy website.

But I don't have much sense, to be honest.

p.s. like the beard.