Friday, June 09, 2006

Moustaches are cool again

According to this article, New Yorkers are growing moustaches again. Whatever.

But for some reason I googled one of the names in the article, "ultra-trendy fashion photographer Terry Richardson" and clicked on "images." I wanted to see what kind of moustache he had.

Boy oh Boy oh Boy oh Boy - I think ultra-trendy fashion photographer in New York translates into pornographer everywhere else! NSFW...

Who took 1970’s porn esthetic and made it fashion chic? Terry Richardson. Who made the trailer park trendy and the tractor hat de rigueur? Richardson again. Who’s equally at home in Vogue, Harper’s Bazaar, Purple and Vice? Our boy Terry. Who uses his fashion money to fund an X-rated website? Yes, Richardson. And who can’t resist getting his clothes off and jumping in front of his own lens? Well, that would be Terry Richardson as well.

Porn stars, supermodels, transsexuals, hillbillies, friends, pets, and celebrities all do for his lens what they’ll do for no other. And if anyone ever wonders why they did it, just blame it on Terryworld, where taboos are null and void, and fashion finds sex a perfect fit.

Now, when does the NECK BEARD become cool? Cuz I got that one covered.

Alas, the neck beard and myself will be in China for one week. Wish me luck with my very important meeting with a chain store that's name starts with the word "Office."

1 comment:

Rye said...

I feel like I know that guy!!!!!!

would that qualify as an ironic 'stash?

neck beards are too frickin hot A!!!!!

let's all grow stashes!!!!!!!!!

spanish don juan peach fuzz also accepted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!