Co-worker of the year

This young man who never reads this blog has been slugging away for two weeks growing his beard. His students sometimes sit and watch it grow. I recently gave him one of the combs Bread couldn't throw away, to keep the beard hair RICE FREE.
He enjoys reading, talking and playing word-tricks on Canadians.
He has no freetime, and he enjoys most things to the fullest. He recently purchased a hunting vest so he could keep his cel phone, PDA, i-pod, Mp-3 and chinese cue cards closer to his breasts.
Rye was un-able to attend the co-worker of the year ceremony, because he can't find time to be civil. Rye is now painting the inside of his cave and chanting words that rhyme with nipple.