AJ is an Alien! Here is some evidence.

1. He has been in the TW for 183 days a year for the past five years.
2. He believes 7-11's should have a drive thru. He stated the "drive-thru would sucessfully un-snarl TW traffic issues"
3. He covers his ears when I start talking.
4. He used Jedi mind tricks to get his beautiful wife to say "Yes to marriage"
5. When asked about his mother he said "The mother-ship will return"
6. He can bench press 270 pounds (the weight of my family)
7. He stores large quantities of water in his apartment.
8. He spent time on boats and underwater exploring locations to fill his UFO with stuff.
9. He doesn't care about money. He is always giving "Two Cents" away.
10. His apartment has a lot of storage area for his specimens.
11. The roof of his building is covered in old TV antenas that assemble into a robot he uses to talk to the taipei alien cell.
12. He wears a beard in the hot month of June to cover his gills.
13. His pouch or belly baby nurses on whisky. The infant exits the belly pouch at sunrise while he is sleeping.
14. He knows the names of all the Star Trek epiosodes. He belives the trouble with Tribles is based on truth.
15. He treats food and cooking as a science. He takes liberties with himself and probes his regions to examine "?" matter.

Embedded video. Listen for his alien influences.