Friday, March 09, 2007

Ivo & Burl have competition

for long baby names...(I am politely ignoring the uhhhh, character of their names.)

Announcing the arrival of a beautiful new baby boy at
St. Francis Health Center . . .

Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K


born to

Evelyn and Kendall

...Urhines is pronounced "Your Highness"

Rye, how are we supposed to pronounce "Blackwell?"

7 comments:

Red A said...

Actually, Ivo as a name has grown on me, and Ivo Blackwell is cool in a Chest Rockwell sort of style...

Burl could work with time. We shall see.

Anonymous said...

what is burl's full name?

J-hole said...

When did you start reading the Lone Star Times?

J-hole said...

Oh, Brett, for pete's sake figure out the log-in thing. You're a lawyer, threaten it or something.

Rye said...

Bread, don't you have a google account?

Anonymous said...

Allow me to explain Bread's problem: He's becoming a lawyer, which means he's thinking only in terms of billable hours.

Yeah, he could reply to your e-mail but that only bills 15 minutes - better to arrange a conference call that bills a full hour.

Gee, you want the docs in Word? Well lawyers only use Wordperfect!

Oh, I need to comment on a website? Hmmm, let's see, if I claim I cannot understand how to use Google, I can bill for that too!

honeybees said...

Burl's full name is: Burl Blackwell Douglas Teague Nikolai Vaughn Galileo Schaeffer Lawrence.

Goddammit, Red A - stop picking on my babies!