A Poem by my Spam Filter

Holiday union, so cadenza so casual, To volatile no substantive

have a selectmen, on to Colossus!

Test the sweets of the life yourself!

But one, preach the grievousness of the host and turned white and

Then the their evil tidings, lift up the singers people, saw that

her minoan, was to married, is scar a rodent?

Prophesy not. That every one measure Your Image

BE BLOWN UP WITH VIRGINS




I believe this poem is about Kevlar's South American sex holiday fantasy.

BONUS POST:

Remember how a certain NiHowdy blogger managed to veto his real nickname of "Stoney" and then give himself a watered down, Coors Light nickname, like Wheat or Barley or Rye or something?

Well, now he's handing out new and improved nicknames to people like some corrupt medieval bishop selling indulgences...He's actually trying to change Ponce's nickname to Karlemagne!!!!!

Now, Karlmagne is a fine nickname...but it does not replace Ponce. Let's be clear on the usage of the Ponce nickname vs. Karlemagne:

Around females, new people, or when he does something dumb: PONCE

When he buys you a drink or deserves some minor accolade: KARLEMAGNE

So, as you can see, the ratio is roughly 100:1 in favor of the PONCE nickname staying.

p.s. Stoney, if you want to think up new and flattering nicknames, work up on for your brother first. He needs it way more than Ponce.

UPDATE: FIXED SPELLING ERRORS USING HOT PINK COLORED FONT.