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This just in: You can now have THREE parents in Canada.

Some ramifications:

1. Lots of forms will have to be amended to include space for the second mommy or daddy. If Chaon were in charge, this would be accomplished by having all of the mommies subdivided into two basic groupings: Ninja Lesbians and Princess Lesbians.

2. Children will have a lot more work to trick their parents into getting permission.

Kid: Dad said it was okay to sleep over at Kenny's, so can I Mom?
Mom: Go ask your Other Mother.

3. After the secondary divorces, the kid will be shuffled around town to 3 different homes or more depending on if Dad went gay, too.

4. Jerry Springer has a great idea for a new show: "I slept with my lesbian mother."

5. Hillary can finally publish her sequel: "It takes two lesbians and a village to raise a child"

Actually, if you read the article it doesn't sound very unusual or shocking - except the lesbian angle makes it more titillating