Saturday, January 13, 2007

"...it certainly hasn't listened to this Congress."

Now we know why. Science Officer David Wu, of Oregon's 1st Congressional district, pleads to Congress to stop the infiltration of aliens (the outer space kind) into the Bush administration. I've also heard it rumored that he has proof that the Cylons are responsible for the Eagles' playoff berth.


Captain Beer, is this your congressman?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Don't let faux Klingons send real Americans to war."

Seems like sound advice to me.

USAhole said...

That would explain all of their hairbrain policies. We need to stop the real alien invasion coming from Mexico. Those folks are sucking our system dry like Jenna Jameson! Hmmmmmmmmmmmm........!

Anonymous said...

Your analogy seems to provoke the exact opposite reaction in most males that you want.

Viva la Mexico and jenna jameson.