Confirmed

This evening Kevin and I had the opportunity to watch Elliot get confirmed into the Catholic Church (easy on the snickering you heathens). Anyhow, we met out at Providence University, and managed to sit through an entire 2 hour mass, conducted in Chinese. That deserves some kind of medal in my personal opinion, but I doubt Kevin would agree. At the 1 1/2 hour mark I leaned over and asked him when would this 'God damn thing' be over. He politely asked me to refrain from the Goddams until the end of the service. I conceded he was probably correct and managed to avoid any more verbal miscues. On the upside, I learned some new Chinese words -- cool, fun ones like Satan, sin, and obstinate. I asked Kevin if I could say Satan dammit, but I got no response.