Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Monday, September 27, 2010
Incoming
I will arrive in Taichung on Wednesday.
Supposedly only there for a couple of weeks before I go to China for a long stay.
Is anybody left in Taichung now?
I will poor a Kirin down a 7-11 sewer grate in memory of my homies: Bread, Frenchie, Hannibal, Kevlar, Pimp, and Stony. (alphabetically)
Did I miss anyone?
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Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Summer's Over, Slackers
The governor of California is in China, and is keen on Chinese high speed rail system.
"We want China, for instance, to invest in our high-speed rail, to build high-speed rail, to be part of this bidding process we are going to go through," Schwarzenegger said in a speech in Shanghai.
"Many countries will be bidding to build high-speed rail. And we are also looking for financing from China," he said, lauding the "great potential" for increasing trade between China and California.
This is causing a hoopla in California for various reasons, but let's break this down carefully, because The Terminator was not clear what Cali is looking for:
1) China is part of the bidding process = China SELLING us some or all of a high speed rail system
2)China investing in the system = China actually OWNING some or all of the high speed rail system.
3) China financing the system = China LENDING us money to buy their rail system.
Now, some people in California are worried about China "owning" the rail system - that would be option 2. Personally, since I am not sure if high-speed rail even makes money in Europe or Asia, which have higher population density, more public transport links, and shorter distances between cities, I have to wonder if letting the Chinese put some skin in the game isn't a good idea. The problem will be that if the system fails - will it be bailed out? Of course it will! But that will happen in any case. Maybe it would be better to get at least some Chinese money in there.
The most likely is option 1 & 3: the Chinese lend us the money, probably conditional on buying their equipment. If they are smart, the money they lend will not be tied to the success of the project. So, if it fails to make money, they still get paid back. I think the governor probably "misspoke" when he used the word "invest" and meant lending the money to buy their system.
MY COMMENTS AND SUGGESTIONS, BASED ON THE ASSUMPTION THAT CALIFORNIA CAN ACT JUST LIKE CHINA DOES:
1) Demand that all of the materials and equipment used in this project be built in California by Joint Ventures with California firms, where the California firms own 51% of the JV. Of course, technology transfer is part of that, including a waiver for any accidental IP infringement that happens along the way.
2) Make sure to invite lots and lots of Chinese provincial officials over and explain to them about Environmental Impact Reports. The Chinese officials should eventually figure out that you can hold up anything with these, and while CA officials cannot reap any economic rents from this, Chinese could. Make sure to offer some technology transfer of our own in this way, by training up thousands of Chinese students to become lawyers. Nothing like lawsuit after lawsuit in China to make America look better.
3) The entire deal must be financed using State of California IOU's, which will be exchanged to the RMB at a rate set by the State of California, subject to change as the State sees fit.
4) As per the bankruptcy of GITIC in 1999, all State backed bonds and State guarantees can be considered worthless. You foreigners pays your money and takes your chances.
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Monday, August 16, 2010
Where's Waldo?
I went to Pj's twice. I went by the farm three times. I'm thinking he has moved, but people say he is around, Petra went to Texas and John did not move into a Tao-Feng.
CELL PHONE, Not yer number, My number: Kevin 0923289890
"Don't make me no never mind"
Ever have that feeling your shouting, but all your going to get is an ECHO!
I'm the guy catching the 11:53 Wednesday to Maple Land, and I doubt I will be near Lubbock anytime.
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Saturday, August 14, 2010
Globalization means...
The most wanted person in my hometown is Amandeep Singh Dhami, who is apparently part of a Punjabi gang in Sacramento.
MOST WANTED PERSON
AMANDEEP SINGH DHAMI
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Sex: Male
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 200 lbs
Date of birth: 9/17/1984
Tattoos: On forearms:"Loyalty" "916" "Soorma" "Punjabi"
Bail Amount: No Bail Amount
Wanted For: Murder. Attempted Murder. Discharge of a firearm in grossly negligent fashion.
UPDATE:
They have their own youtube channel.
"SUCK MY MOTHAFUCKAS. YA'LL KNOW WHO WE ARE NIGGA. QUICK TO PULL THE TRIGGER. AND WE FRM SAC HOMIE. WE OUR OWN SHIT. WE DN'T NEED NOBODY OR FOLLOW SUM NIGGAS. ALL U FOBS NEED TO STEP YO WIEGHT UP. AND BEATZ RAP. AHAHA CUM SEE NIGGA. I STAY ON GERBER U PUNKASS NIGGA. WE ARE KINGS OF THE SOUTH NIGGA. AMERIKAZ MOST WNTED U FAGGOT ASS NIGGGA. RUN UP OR SHADUP MOTHAFUCKAS. AND 5RIVER FLOWZ. MY CUZION IS OLD SCHOOL UNION CITY HOW U GNNA TELL U WHO PUT PUNJABIS ON MAP? RUNS IN MY FAM NIGGA. BAY 2 SAC WE KEEPIN HUNDID"
Glad to see they are assimilating correctly.
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Friday, August 13, 2010
Update
2.5 cups of Rhubard to 1 cup of cherries and 1 cup of sugar, with a little extra pectin to make up for the lack of sugar yields a phenomenal cherry rhubarb jam.
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How to Make a Poker Table 2004
I just found this on a disc and uploaded it to youtube.
It is just a little creepy how thing we once were.
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Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Fridge great shape 220L paid 11500 will sell for 5000, will help you carry it. Rough dimensions 160 * 55 * 52 cm.
Motorcycle all legal, all yours 5000 or best offer. Works fine, fun to drive, but older. I did pay 7000 to have the engine rebuilt last year.
Kevin's cell number 0923289890 texting is better. leaving ASAP or August 18.
5000 for wheels is CHEAP!
5000 for an excellent beer fridge is a STEAL!
I long ago completed the contract on my Taiwan DA KA DA SIM card, Can I sell it? Just change the address the bill is sent to??? Use it, pay the bill, and use it some more. I guess I could if the convenience was worth anything.
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Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Bus Trip
The wife made me do this, claiming that Taiwanese run tour buses are the best way to travel. I thought it would suck, and it did.
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Wednesday, August 04, 2010
Updates, Updates and more Updates
What a week it has been for phone calling here in Montana. I have spoken with Red A, Kevlar, Stoney/Rye, and Hannibal. Hell, I called up J-Ho just to see if he would answer his phone (word to the wise, he still doesn't). Here are the relevant news topics covered:


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Tuesday, August 03, 2010
Saturday, July 31, 2010
Afghan Photo
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Thursday, July 29, 2010
Sorry, I missed this one
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Monday, July 26, 2010
People of Walmart
Ladies and gentlemen, I present the United States of America. I just spent twenty minutes on this blog thinking, wow, these are my compatriots? Makes a Houston boy in Montana proud.
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Thursday, July 22, 2010
Sam's Poker



Poker night was a long one. At some point Soho Sam said he wanted a poker table. Since the chess man is moving to Taipei, I stole a hand truck and delivered the table to Sam's door.
Seven years,the construction date on the table is July 2003.
Brit Bread would not like his photo here on this post.
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Super Smart Asian Kids with 5.0 GPA
Wow, how do they do it?
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Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Cleveland vid part 2
Cleveland Tourist Video Part II - (made prior to Lebron's departure)
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Land of Cleves
Our road trip to Ohio went swimmingly. Approx. 3500 km round trip NB to Cleveland and back or 20 hours one way. Kids were great. Weather was scorchin'. Grass is burnt south of Lake Erie. How did people travel with kids before portable DVD players?
Anywho, I have to visit Cleveland every now and then and here's why the rest of you should too...
(and, no, this is NOT Cleveland...ugh... rocks)..
run time 51 secs - very catchy
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Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Heavy Seas
I've been involved in trade for about 20 years now. Only lost one container at sea. It was a container of glass beads, so maybe some archeologist in 1000 years will discover it.
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Friday, July 09, 2010
Scratch Yard Sale Off the List
My neighbors were my best customers. Toys, tools, CDs, DVDs, pots, dishes, shelves, jeans, hand bags, books, all gone at rock bottom prices.
Between the heat and carrying boxes down the stairs I got pretty tired. A neighbor bought me a bud and a Heinie at 10 am to beat the heat, bless her little heart. What I did not sell fell into the recycling bin.
Only the basics are left: Car, Motorcycle, TV, Fridge.
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Thursday, July 08, 2010
TV TV TV 37" BENQ FULL HD

Like this but better! Paid 20 000nt in February. You can run over to Carrefoure and buy one today
for 19 500nt.
My TV is new, and I still have the packing and manuals.
I would try to return it if I had, Brett's temper and Aaron's language skills.
Bottom line 16 000nt delivered to your door step. Yes, I will try tea lit.
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Refrigerator

Like the photo, but has a few stickers and magnets.
Grey in Color bought new in 2006 for 11000 at 3C. Would like to sell for 6500 nt.
HITACHI 220 liters, pretty much only used for drinks.
Leave a message, I'll get back to you.
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North Korean Traffic Girls
This might actually make North Korea a contender. Kudos to the Great Leader!
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Monday, July 05, 2010
Updated Animated Political Sex
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Updated Animated Political Sex
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Saturday, July 03, 2010
Taichung AmCham's poster for some unknown day
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Saturday, June 26, 2010
Gorebot Sex Video
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Friday, June 25, 2010
Cadillac
20,000 NT or best offer ( $ 600 CDN)
New starter, new timing belt,
all road taxes and speeding tickets paid.
Cheap and easy.
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Mountain Man
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Asshats In Taiwan

For those too lazy to click and read the caption, here is the salient part: American Institute in Taiwan Director William Stanton, right, demonstrates yesterday how to prepare a T-bone steak in the American Pavilion at this year's Food Taipei, the Taipei International Food Show.
(Not pictured: bottle of A-1 sauce; boiled Beluga caviar and peanut butter sandwich; 1959 Chateau Lafite-Rothschild Pauillac and 7-Up spritzer)
Jesus wept. Tom Perini threw up. I'm suing. If that don't put beans in your chili, I don't know what does.
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Friday, June 18, 2010
Mandarin Swear Words
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandarin_Chinese_profanity
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Thursday, June 17, 2010
Salt in your Coffee - Its not just for Taiwanese anymore
85C has opened a store in Irvine, CA.
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Monday, June 14, 2010
F this, F that
Finga's FM Fatty's Fubar Full House
to follow Falut and Fj's link to full house
Watched my first full rugby game on Saturday warming up for "the footie".
Spent 7 hours plowing through beer tickets, 4 draft 300nt. The bubbly cure all juice for the FIFA world cup fever.
footie, FIFA, Fever,
got more F's then Dr.Zeuss' beaver.
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Thursday, June 10, 2010
A Game for Frenchy
"Icing" is a new viral drinking game involving Smirnoff Ice.
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Wednesday, June 09, 2010
Stalin Still Rules
Re the ongoing North Korea fetish.
'NK -the most bizarre country in the world' by Sue Lloyd Roberts.
I showed the correspondent's mini documentary last week to a World Issues class.
This scene, included in the report and republished in the above link, floored me (I'll link to the doc if I can find it again) :
"I visited model farms, model villages, model factories and model schools, though, at the school, even my government minders looked faintly embarrassed when I asked a model pupil in an English language class who he admired most among modern world leaders and he answered: "Joseph Stalin and Mao Zedong."
Reportedly rounding out his top five were Ho Chi Minh, Nicolae Ceausescu and Enver Hoxha.
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Sanctions Busting
One advantage of living in Taiwan, is that since they aren't recognized by the UN, they don't have to worry about complying with global boycotts or sanctions.
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Monday, June 07, 2010
Umami - George Foreman Jedi's Favorite Taste
Umami, also referred to as savoriness, has been proposed as one of the basic tastes sensed by specialized receptor cells present on the human and animal tongue. Umami (旨味?) is a loanword from Japanesemeaning "good flavor" or "good taste" (noun).[1] In English, however, "brothy", "meaty", or "savory" have been proposed as alternative translations.[2][3] In as much as it describes the flavor common to savory products such as meat, cheese, and mushrooms, umami is similar to Brillat-Savarin's concept of osmazome, an early attempt to describe the main flavoring component of meat as extracted in the process of making stock.
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the dread scarlet lily beetle

These little bastards have made swiss cheese out of my lilies.
I've tried squashing, mashing, stomping, burning, roasting and drowning them.
They hump constantly and squeal and kick their legs when hunted.
Soapy water helps to block their breathing but like any insect with a foothold they're hard to exterminate completely.
A local science teacher suggested beer. They're quickly drawn to the aroma and plunge into a drunken doom.
The last search of my garden turned up none but they'll soon be back.
Just wondering if any other Howdlings are familiar with these annoying creatures.
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Friday, June 04, 2010
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Thomas Friedman - China for a Day
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Monday, May 24, 2010
HALLELUJAH!
North Korea now has a YouTube channel.
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Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Sign of the Times
Yahoo Finance is usually a place of boring investment advice via Suze Orman, or that Japanese dude who somehow was catapulted to financial advice stardom from his unfathomable Rich Dad Poor Dad book.
How To Profit From the Sovereign Debt Crisis
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Friday, May 14, 2010
Arab Geek King

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Thursday, May 13, 2010
Various Shite
A) Hearsay on the Deep Purple concert I avoided:
1) J-hole got drunk and fell down twice in Taipei.
2) A photo exists of Dean in a compromising position in a Hooters...somebody post it.
B) Of all the Chinese accents, the most incomprehensible to me is the Hunan accent. I pretty much can guess who is from Hunan just by gasping the fact that I have no idea what the person is saying. and they say "FuNan" which is sort of the opposite of Taiwanese who pronounce F's like H's sometime...
C) I have decided that Taiwan has the best inexpensive "lunch box" style meals in Greater China, Hong Kong the worst.
D) Chinese supermarkets have improved a lot. I actually saw food I would eat there. Even the bread looked edible. Snicker's bars now available as well. They were also selling frozen pizza, including a Taiwanese style pizza...That would involve corn I assume.
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Saturday, May 08, 2010
Gone Rockin'
I'll be out of pocket today and tomorrow, so no phone calls or text messages. Today is Deep Purple day in Taipei and there's a great lineup. On lead vocals we have, of course, Esquire Willy. (Leading to the) Front man, Mr. Bean. D-Wayne is in charge of the pyros, Brit Paul is technical engineer and token ginger and I will be playing the Macolm McLaren role of encouraging excess and reaping the profits. There may be a couple of special appearances. Union Sam is wishy-washy in his commitment and AJ expressed interest but has not confirmed. As I got off my scooter at the Internet cafe I saw AJ speeding south on his scooter, laden with backpack, fanny pack and snack pack. Time to go to the train station. I'm sure there will be pictures later.
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Thursday, May 06, 2010
Shout-out
If I remember correctly, Dean-O's old man played for Tottenham back in the day. They have recently qualified for Champions League play for the first time since the 1960's. Kudos to them. Though I've been an Everton supporter in honor of Bald Titty and their American keeper Tim Howard, I might just pull the dreaded P.J. double fandom for next year's Premiership. I'll lift one vodka-cran for you and your late father tonight Dean, congrats.
In other news, I was sworn in as an attorney for the State of Montana yesterday. I received my results and found out my scores were solid enough to qualify me to waive into Minnesota and North Dakota, as well as the District of Columbia. That's kind of neat considering Montana lacks reciprocity with any state (only Minnesota and ND allow you to waive in based on bar results from Montana). Kudos to me.
Spent the month of April kicking it with Jim. We attended several Rockies games and even managed to squeeze in an Astros - Phillies game on the boob tube. Good times in Denver (which is just a few short hours from Lubbock, J-Hole). Now I'm back in Montana and contemplating my next move. I'll keep checking gas lines while determining exactly where I want to end up. Are there attorney positions in Palau available to American lawyers?
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Wednesday, May 05, 2010
Phillies Fan Tasered
Did everyone hear about this? Link to video.
What does this mean for the streakers of the world?
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Saturday, May 01, 2010
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Not exactly Steve Irwin...
Some time ago, the family went to a Croc farm in Tainan. The croc you see in the photo weighed about 1250 kg, according to the guide. He also said it was safe to sit on the croc, because it was too fat to move. I still didn't get too comfortable, just in case he had one last lunge left in him.
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Saturday, April 24, 2010
"Bradenia"
Baseball fans will enjoy this one. Maybe map lovers too. If you like both then this is for you! All others will be confused.
A Rod pisses off yet another ball player.
Baseball etiquette aside this is hilarious.
'Welcome to Bradenia'
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Friday, April 23, 2010
Oil Stones
Ca. mid last century the Soviets built a city in the middle of the Caspian to drill for oil. Since the discovery of oil in Siberia the place has been largely forgotten though apparently people still live there. Scroll down for a rousing video tribute to the city in the sea.
'Oil Stones: Soviet City in the Middle of the Sea'
This pic makes me think of Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri. Remember the crazy white haired professor character that looked like a scientific hippy version of J Hole? Baikonaur!
I forget the name of the road but we used to play at Fat Boy's near Asia Link.
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Sunday, April 18, 2010
Fresh Water Crustacean
We discovered this little guy a couple of weeks ago on our first trip to the cottage. There was still snow on the ground so we had to hike in.
It was in about a foot of icy water on the edge of the lake, dead but perfectly preserved. About the size of my hand, it has deep blue claws that seem almost too big for its prawn like body. I've been going to this lake my entire life but have never seen one before.
Freshwater rock lobster? Super claw prawn lobster? Crayfish?
Can anyone put a name to this thing?
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Friday, April 16, 2010
Astros Uniforms
Here's a glimpse of what the Astros were sporting in the 60's. And people thought my rainbow sweater was bad?
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Thursday, April 15, 2010
Monday, April 12, 2010
Cause or Cure?
Be sure to read the 4 special merits and the claim. Hey, it's not braggin' if its true.
If you follow Canadian baseball players or have seen a game in Taiwan, chances are you know this guy. And please, check out the college. Git yer guns up, eh?
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