I just received a complaint
Dear Nihowdy,
Why hasn't anyone on your blog posted something about the Edison Chen sex photo scandal?
Sincerely,
Your readers
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Dear Readers,
Thank you for your constructive criticism of Nihowdy's coverage of the Edison Chen sex photo scandal. Please find our replies below:
J-Hole: It was a bad day in the lunar calendar to have sexual relations, therefore I had to avoid the sex photos.
Kevlar: I was going to blog about those sex photos, but unfortunately my keyboard suffered some damage from repeated contact with sticky liquids.
P.I.M.P.: Sorry, its still snowing in Nunavut, so we can't access the smoke signal internet service.
Frenchie: Between pulling a double shift at the plant and mourning the Pats loss, I have no time to google for Edison Chen pics.
Bread: I am afraid of the lawsuits that would be forthcoming.
Esquire Willy: I only do airports and heavy machinery. Low and slow.
D-wayne: Northern Command. 4:20
Rye: Who cares about Hong Kong celebrity bullshit anyways. Wait, are the chicks hot?
Red-A: The wife just told me to download the pics and I have to figure out if any of them would be considered offensive by J-Hole's mom or AJ.
Hannibal: Do you know they have excellent microbrew in Colorado?
6 comments:
At your friendly blog next door, we refuse to accept that there is a person named 'Edison', and are therefore writing the whole thing off as an urban legend.
I just found out Edison is a guy. You want to post sexually explicit photos of a dude?
Karl: Edison is fine first name for a Chinese person. Just like Johnson is too. Edison took pictures of Bobo. Another fine Chinese English name.
J-Hole: Edison is a guy, yes, but he was taking pictures of Hong Kong female stars.
What suddenly i'm a bastion of moral integrity? Wow you guys must have no standards at all. Wait you did add J-holes mom; isn't she some kind of priestess or something? Probably brimming with new age integrity then, so she can keep you all on the straight and narrow. Aj
You'll take back that new age slander or face the consequences, sir!
Alright j-hole your mom isn't a new ager. Put your guns back in their holsters and untwist your panties. Since your so sensitive, maybe you should be Aaron's ruler of integrity. I don't want the job.
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