Monday, August 28, 2006

How not to make a good impression in Australia

Say yes to flight in Decatholon. Manly say you can handle anything. Fly around with father of friend for two hours. Before landing request some tricks. After the Barrel Roll and the big loop, say that was nothing. After the simultaneous Barrel Roll and loop-de-loop, land on your friend's property and relocate your breakfast on the yard. Good Times.

7 comments:

J-hole said...

How's your rib? Is it preventing you from exercise? Looks like you need to relocate most of your meals. And, oh yeah. Get a haircut, hippie.

Bread said...

nice to hear from you too john. send me phone number and i'll give you a call (seriously)....

Chaon said...

What happened to your rib?

Bread said...

broke it last year playing football. by the j-hole, weight gain is often a result of two things:
1. quitting smoking
2. consuming more than one meal a day
not that i'm hinting or anything...

Kevlar said...

Nice recent photo. Guess the pic was taken after breaskfast and before the flight. Are the sun glasses glued to the mop top? Nice Australian plaid shirt.

Frenchie said...

Australia has planes??? and food??/ Thats hot!!Im putting that on my list of countries I want to be banned from...

Frenchie said...

oh and brett is right its amazing what meals do for your physique!!!