-Ni Howdy-: Beijing Restaurant Review

Sunday, February 19, 2006

Read it yourself.

Canadian Goodness: "Canadian seal penis costs a hefty $517 and requires ordering in advance."

Unknown said...: Maybe I've been in Taiwan for too long but the article you cite seems to be way out of line. Either that or they are quoting the prices that only foreignors pay.

When I was younger my mom would send me down to the cornerstore to pick up a quart jar of seal penises with a ten dollar bill and I would have enough change left over to buy a Hustler and a couple of tallboys...; February 20, 2006 11:54 AM
Red A said...: No, what you were getting was low-grade processed seal penis, and probably cheaply imported Norwegian seal penis to boot. I mean, you might ENJOY the chunks of testicles and bits of flipper that go into such simulated peni, but in China were talking about PREMIUM hand-picked seal penis (and nothing undersized) - cut just the way they like it...mmmmmm.; February 20, 2006 4:09 PM

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