Brit Paul to Kevlar - "Bugger your codswallop! I'll assimilate your arse!
WARNING: Queen's English in Use!
Brit Paul (aka Android) issued this video threat to Kevlar in response to the posting of Brit Paul's tribute to Madonna two years ago in El Nido, Philippines. It seems his primary complaint is that the full video was not shown and selectively edited, thus depriving B.P. of his well earned fame and a chance to rub shoulders with the Two Williams ( Shatner and Hung).
While the date for the showdown is still under discussion, local pundits have already opined about probable tactics and strategies.
- Kevlar - look for him to rely on strong carpentry skills to quickly assemble a rocking chair for B.P. and go for a first-strike, coma-inducing talk about that still-pretty-good-piece-of-pressboard-in-the-alley-that-nobody-wants-and-could-be-turned-into-something.
- Brit Paul/Android - holds the definite technological advantage. Meticulous and plodding, will not rush into an attack but rather plans on abrading Kevlar into surrender. Possible ploys are downloading and showing of director's cut of Home Improvement episodes and/or persuading Kevlar that his GPS unit can locate any abandoned wood or metal scraps in a 1 kilometer radius. Kevlar immediately forgets challenge to begin hoarding - forfeits.
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