UPDATE: Canada "occupying" Hans Island
Personally, I'll be working hard on the campaign for a worldwide boycott of Canadian products until they end this gobsmackingly vile occupation of Danish land.
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Congratilations kevlar
What exactly are you planning to boycott anyway? Maple syrup and hockey gear? Old John Candy movies?
Perhaps you will purchase less Native Canadian art this year, or take a pass on your upcoming whirlwind tour of Saskatchewan and Manitoba?
Or are you just going to stop buying those little maple leaf pins and badges that you attach and sew everywhere about your person while travelling outside the traditional boundaries of the good ol' US of A, so as to avoid price gouging, bitter arguments, lynchings and random shootings?
As to the question of Hans Island: not only should the Canadians continue to hold Hans, but they should use it as a forward base of operations from whence to take back Greenland from those wannebe Vikings and their Uncle Tom Eskimo friends.
If you'd look at a bloody map you'd see that Greenland is logically part of Canada's vast northern holdings, and belongs to us and maybe Santa Claus, but not those upstart Danes. You going to boycott Santa Claus now, too? That's cold.
Anyone can see that Denmark and Greenland are an ocean apart and certainly not the same country.
Of course if you had looked at a map you'd see that Iraq isn't part of North America either. If you further checked a history book you might learn about a place called Me-so-po-ta-mi-a.
It's frivolous comments like yours that play right into the hands of both the Danes and the Eskimos. You display your ignorance by dismissing Canada's important role in staving off both of these two vicious cultures that, frankly, don't share our values.
Without Canada, you'd be wearing cow horns on your baseball cap and paddling around in a kayak chewing whale blubber snacks.
And when that all happens; when you have weakened us through your ill-conceived boycotts, and the Northern Hordes descend upon you, dont come crying to us, eh?
Hoser.
Sincerely Yours,
Al Waxman,
Canadian Bureau of Southern Affairs
bravo, bravo
Now that's a comment with some meat in it! Yeah!
REally like the cow horned baseball cap concept. Are Americans traveling north? Once met an american in July with down hill skins on the roof. He wanted to go skiing in Canada for his summer vacation. WE sent him on his way after selling him some flag patches and a toque.
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