Goodbye to my Canadian friends
It was really great knowing you.
I am saddened that your nation is going to war with Denmark and that you are all being drafted for the invasion of Hans Island.
Make sure to bring warm clothes, a change of underwear, and your government issued wooden spear capable of penetrating a slightly hirsute Danish soldier's blubbery amor.
p.s. In the spirit of our alliance and solidarity, we promise to abstain in anyUNSC resolution votes.
2 comments:
Will there be beer on this " Hans island"? Will Quebec and Alberta be invited to the war party?
Ladys and gents....that is how boring Miao Li is...people stuck there actually consider and arctic invasion to be interesting as long as they get some beer.
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