Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Goodbye to my Canadian friends

It was really great knowing you.

I am saddened that your nation is going to war with Denmark and that you are all being drafted for the invasion of Hans Island.

Make sure to bring warm clothes, a change of underwear, and your government issued wooden spear capable of penetrating a slightly hirsute Danish soldier's blubbery amor.

p.s. In the spirit of our alliance and solidarity, we promise to abstain in anyUNSC resolution votes.

2 comments:

Kevlar said...

Will there be beer on this " Hans island"? Will Quebec and Alberta be invited to the war party?

Red A said...

Ladys and gents....that is how boring Miao Li is...people stuck there actually consider and arctic invasion to be interesting as long as they get some beer.