Friday, July 29, 2005

More on Canada's Occupation of Hans Island

Here's some links to more news on Canada's sinister occupation of Hans Island.

CBC propaganda

Canada does not have the ships, submarines or helicopters needed to prevent foreign vessels from travelling through its Arctic waters. The United States, for example, still considers them to be international waters.

Graham was not clear on exactly how Canada will assert its sovereignty without the equipment to keep foreign vessels out of Canadian waters.
See how they are taking a completely pro-Canada line? Their complete unquestioning support of the Canadian government makes me sick.

CTV propaganda (including a map with a big red star to show where these commies are occupying Hans Island.)
A Foreign Affairs official said Ottawa would examine any formal request but was in no hurry to reopen talks.
Sounds like they are waiting for Cuba, China, and California to join up for some 6-way talks over this issue...just like it sounds, the C countries ganging up on the poor little D country.

Meanwhile this reminds of a famous on-tape quote from a Taichung resident:
Foot draggin', knee knockin', P****, if you ever do that I'm gonna divorce you!
For anyone truly schooled in the nuances of international relations and Realpolitik, it's obvious that this is NOT about a fabled Northwest Passage or oil rights. The Danes are mainly upset that Graham snuck onto the island and drank the bottle of brandy that the Danish left in 1984 without replacing it. Dude, that is so Chico State of them.

BREAK DANCING UPDATE:

Some Canadian rag goes nuclear by using the headline "Hands Off Hans Island" as if Denmark's editors had not already thought of that one, "Mittens Öpp Unseren Hansel Iselan." Is there nothing a Canadian won't steal? (Okay, it should be "Hænderne væk fra Hans Ø")

And yes, this war has gone GOOGLE. Though, I must say the Danish guy at least tries some logic to convince you. My theory of 5th Generation War is that in the far future wars will be fought using cyberspace ads and robot death squads.

5 comments:

Chaon said...

Since my whole life has been a series of poor decisions made on incomplete information, I see no reason to change now. Therefore, I hereby declare my allegiance to the honorable and mighty Danish nation, and announce the formation of the Peoples Front for the Liberation of Hans. Join me comrades, to fight the Imperialist Canadian Oppresors!

BTW, is the 'arctic' the cold place with the penguins?

Kevlar said...

the artic has polar bears. the anartic has penguins. The knee knockers quote almost made me fall off my chair LMAO. Can Bush divert resources to stick an aircraft carrier in the artic for some training exercises

Kevlar said...

Karl you be a white faced war monger. You have been snapping your fingers tooo close to your ears again. Ease up on the whole decision making support the Danes thing.

Anonymous said...

In case you were wondering:
Hands off Hans Island = Hænderne væk fra Hans Ø

Anonymous said...

Well said, the world needs more Danish. How can we convince these governments to work together. The Americans are multiplying and Canadians need the support of their neighbors. Oh yeah and as far as the faklands go, " the English are GITS".