Living a long time in Taiwan – the pro column
1. Terry Schiavo coverage was basically nil.
2. Not having to care about Social Security going bankrupt.
3. Cannot vote for American Idol.
4. Unaware of last three Canadian election results.
5. Could live long enough to see Lien Chan step down from head of KMT.
6. Liang Mien for breakfast. I love that stuff. with Tabasco.
7. Watching your friends join you in a slow descent into insanity.
8. Lots of pork.
9. Can enjoy watching egg tart craze replaced with donut craze.
10. Chance to be the first person to see J-hole buy a cell phone.
Bonus: All those going away parties for people who are back in 6 months.
4 comments:
Yeah what is this doughnut craze thing? Why can't they make a sweeter chocolate frosting? J-hole has a cell phone in his sock drawer. Unless it started to clutter. It may still be there, quietly sleeping and dreaming of Johnnie the master of the phone.
What the hell are you doing in my sock drawer?
ok, hands up if you HAVEN'T been in J-hole's sock drawer.
Yeah, if you are at J-Holes and need a shot of the Beam, he keeps the flask always filled, under the tube socks but before the dress socks. And don't ever, I mean EVER, touch that one dirty gray sock on the left.
Post a Comment