Why do they hate us?

Apparently because they think 85% of Americans are Jews.

Bread? Jew!

J-hole? Jew!

Karl? Jew!

Red-A? Jewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
(pronounced Latin American soccer announcer style)

PJ? Irish, but that's just a green Jew, really.

This reminds of the nice young man in white flowing robes and skull cap I met in Indonesia. He was from Aceh, the most zealously Islamic province of Indonesia. At first I was worried he'd ask about American girls offering "free sex" but instead he only wanted confirmation that "Chinese are the Jews of Asia."