THE HOT TEA PJ

Attention Taichung Homeless: Local entrepreneur and new philanthropist, PJ, has good news. On nights when he attempts to become a 5'10" margarita-filled skin sack, PJ raises the metal gate, opens the doors and turns on the lights and AC for the less fortunate and the very thirsty. Walking-around money and frosty, adult beverages are behind the bar. Unsure? A little bit wary? No need. PJ will be close by in his hammock keeping an eye on his unconsciousness and an arm securely locked around a case of Guinness. Warm Guinness! Not at my bar! There are plenty of cold ones in the fridge, my man!

The International Food Fair, or something like that, will be Sunday, May 22 at Sogo. Bands - blah, blah, blah, food - Ho hum, and CHILI - YIPPIE! will be available. That's right. Stop by PJ's stand and you can choose from 3 types of chili: mine; Mama PJ's Traditional New Jersey Chili and Duane's Canadian Chili Surprise, Eh? Along with this most excellent fare, PJ will be serving margaritas (YooHoo! Homeless!).

This is but a warm-up for bigger things. According to Publisher-for-Life, Amcham Jack, there's going to be a big ol', good ol', genuine chili cook-off. The annual 4th-on-the-2nd, Monday-on-a-Saturday, Park-in-the-Mall Generic Day Celebration will provide a forum for all chiliheads to show-off or just mouth-off.
Organizer: Amcham
Coordinator: Amcham Jack
Last Thing I Heard Amcham Jack Say: I will win this. I will win this...
All interested parties wishing to compete for 2nd and 3rd place, as usual, please bug Amcham Jack for more details.