***Breaking News***

We just had some kind of election in Taiwan, according to Yahoo News.

I wonder if they're lying, since I didn't hear any sound trucks last week. (keep scrolling for a whole list of Taiwan noises and when they occur - warning: the actual sound files suck.)

I also missed the bottle rocket barrages, loudspeaker shouts of "bai tuo bai tuo", and the obligatory fliers thrown willy nilly on my car.

Apparently this was kind of an important election, but I like the toned down campaigns...How can me make sure all elections are this under-publicized, under-advertised, and boring?

P.s. the whole MondoTaiwan website is pretty funny.