Ruminations
Two factoids from this week's Economist. (Which means I just saved you some money cuz that's about it for interest.)
A higher proportion of Americans say they would be willing to vote for an openly gay presidential candidate (59%) than an openly atheist one (49%)."He may be a fudge packer, but at least he knows he's going to hell!"
And of course, by mathematical principle, we can determine Karl would win 29% of the vote.
Second factoid: Now, I knew about Frog Gigging but apparently there is also Noodling. Another link here in case you only believe ESPN. I think I'll stick to indoor shrimp fishing.
p.s. If Karl has ever noodled before (and that's not entirely impossible with his secret red-neck heritage) I'll give him 10% more votes in "Deliverance" country.
3 comments:
My redneck heritage is no secret, but the point is moot since I will never *run* for president. My plan is to sweep into power as the leader of an unstoppable army of cyborg tanks and laser-wielding Sleestak on acid.
Sounds fun. Can I be a minor henchman?
If you can escape form the salt mines, sure.
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