Wednesday, June 15, 2005

One last poker night

Event: Poker Night
Location: Brett's House
When: This Friday night, 9:00
Theme: Take a Chair Home Night
Parameters: Anybody arriving after ten o'clock will be held in contempt and fined five hundred NT. Anybody supporting fundamentalist Islam or fundamentalist Christianity will be welcome to indulge in some sin. House will dictate when people will leave, no exceptions. Iron Cross will be played, often. Brett must win.

If you are comfortable with these parameters, please leave a comment and join in the fun. If you think they are a little too prickish, don't. If you are wondering what I am talking about, sorry. If you don't know what poker is, come join us. This will be the last poker night at my place, though A.J. will be hosting next week. After that, do what you want to do, I am out of here...

9 comments:

Red A said...

Yes yes yes

win early lose late.

lose early, claw back to minus 700 late.

J-hole said...

Addendum: House must drink. And I don't mean cranberry juice. Alky-hol.

Bread said...

house is the decider of rules, not some hack from texas. addendum rejected (though i will probably be adding some vodka to that cranberry)

Red A said...

We'll just spike your pu$$y drink when you go to the bathroom.

Chaon said...

In.

Bread said...

that gives us four, sounds like enough for a game. no word from tyler, he apparently doesn't like us anymore (or at least the aforementioned rules laid out by the benevolent dictator)

J-hole said...

I'll try to get D.U.G. He's been wanting to play. Why not try Bo? He seems good at losin things.

Bread said...

j-hole: check your message machine

Anonymous said...

I'll swing by for a bit. Got a wicked cold now so many brews and cigs aren't what the body needs. Maybe play a bit of DJ and steal a chair before my exit. Could be one of my last nites with Montana man.